First Impressions of the Twin Cities

I touched down at the Minneapolis/St. Paul Airport at the crack of dawn this morning, and Brandon picked me up.

BRANDON: So what do you want to do?

PRINCE: Is there a Chinatown?

BRANDON: No.

PRINCE: [Grumble, grumble.]

BRANDON: There's a large Vietnamese population.

PRINCE: [Grumble, grumble.]

BRANDON: And there are a lot of Hmongs.

PRINCE: [Grumble, grumble.]

Minutes later:

PRINCE: What's that body of water?

BRANDON: That's the Mississippi River.

PRINCE: WHAT?! THAT'S AMAZING! THAT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING MISSISSIPPI RIVER?! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and the Mississippi River beats the Chinese.